You and I we've had our problems but I think the counselor's right A change in behavior patterns could save the romance in our lives So let's load up the stationwagon, drive as far as we can get Find ourselves a little Motel 6, and we'll make love like Tom Bodet That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door I'll day I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm, And we'll make love like before Bring a bottle of champagne, ice it down in the sink Use a plastic cup for an ashtray, And leave our trash for the maids to clean I know you've had your reservations about our love in the past But if we lower our expectations, maybe it won't seem like such a test So why don't you lock that door behind you Come here and lay down by my side And we'll give a whole new meaning to the words "It's checkout time" I sure am glad we took our marriage counselors advice and came here to this Motel 6. It's kinda like our second honeymoon. I know it's not the Holiday Hilton, but there's color TV and cable, and free coffee in the morning, and, oh look, Karate Kid Part 3 is coming on HBO. Well, we'd better get started, because you know how much I hate to miss the beginning of a movie. That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door I'll say I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm And we'll make love on the floor