Maybe maybe it's true At the wedding ceremony You were looking sad and lonely And no one even noticed you You face was bright and twinkly Your dress was creased and wrinkly And no one even noticed you Wedding day blues You fell in love with computer dating All it was were computers mating He never ever fancied you And now you're standing at the altar They'll be no honeymoon in Malta He never ever fancied you I met him once at the casino He was drinking vintage vino He never even mentioned you Baby baby it's true