Third lockdown 2021 and it's a little bit lonely No-one's ever coming round Third lockdown 2021 we bet we'd all be outside But I'm still listening to the sound of their tears Third lockdown Every day I'm treated like I offer room service But they mess it in the blink of an eye Third lockdown Every now and then we get a little bit terrified Of when we think she's gonna let fly Third lockdown, time flies Struggling to tell the days apart Third lockdown, time flies Feels as if we're only at the start But we've grown a lot in height There's no way for us to measure And if you look our clothes are tight We've been eating more than ever All these screens must be harming our sight 'Cause we're on all day long Together we once limited the hours online Now someone's got the Xbox One on all of the time I don't know what to do, we work in fits and starts We're sitting in pyjamas making catty remarks We're really feeling uptight My bedroom's like a building site Once upon a time we could travel abroad Now we barely get in the car There's nothing we can do We're totally fixed where we are Once upon a time we went hiking for miles But now we can't be arsed with the park Nothing we can say We're totally fixed where we are Used to be bright eyes Struggling to tell the days apart Now 'Lord of the Flies It feels as if we're right back at the start And we leave on all the lights I don't close the doors in winter Dad said use only black and white We've been ruining the printer And we'll always be picking a fight 'Cause they'll never be 'wrong' We're physically older but in mental decline We won't go back to school until the eighth of March Just sitting in our dressing gowns and giving off farts We're really feeling irate Like bears that never hibernate Forever in a lockdown state Once upon a time we were singing Les Mis But now it's 80s songs from the charts Nothing we can say We're totally fixed where we are