My Funny Valentine, Sweet comic valentine - You make me smile, with my heart. Your looks are laughable Un-photagraphable Yet you'r my fav'rite work of art. Is your figure, less than greek Is your mouth, a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart? But don't change a hair for me, Not if you care for me - Stay little Valentine, stay Each Day is Valentine's Day. (musical interlude) Is your figure, less than greek Is your mouth, a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart? Don't baby don't change a hair for me, Not if you care for me - Stay little Valentine, stay Each Day is Valentine's Day.