I cannot follow us like a persistent worm That's not a thing that I can do You are a lake of love, a raging genius And you don't want the things I do The first time we met up, asked you in for coffee You said: That's the oldest trick in the book And when I think about you often, I picture you smirking When I used the oldest trick in the book Cute if not pitiful, so unoriginal And yet, it's how it all begins If I'm a lake, then you, you're a deep diver And who can say if that's enough to win? The first time we met up, asked you in for coffee You said: That's the oldest trick in the book And when I think about you often, I picture you smirking When I used the oldest trick in the book The first time we met up, asked you in for coffee You said: That's the oldest trick in the book And when I think about you often, I picture you smirking When I used the oldest trick in the book