My phone didn't charge, so I woke up late Locked my keys in the car, today is going great The I slipped and I fell, threw out my back, I'm a joke I don't miss you at all, that was 8 months ago Now I don't know if this is real life But I'm as real as they come If there's a script I need a rewrite Feels like I'm being Punkd Tell Ashton it's enough Feels like my world is crashing The audience is laughing Feels like I'm in a train wreck A trick I'd rather play dead Bring the cameras out and give me a hug Feels like I'm being Punkd I'm being Punkd My card wouldn't charge, I spilled a drink on my date I went in for a kiss, she gave me a handshake I went home all alone, inside I wanted to scream Blowing up your phone, text coming back green Now I don't know if this is real life But I'm as real as they come If there's a script I need a rewrite Feels like I'm being Punkd Tell Ashton it's enough Feels like my world is crashing The audience is laughing Feels like I'm in a train wreck A trick I'd rather play dead Bring the cameras out and give me a hug Feels like I'm being Punkd I'm being Punkd Emotional rollercoaster, I can't get off I'll admit you're a good prankster, I got caught Feels like I'm being Punkd Tell Ashton it's enough Feels like my world is crashing The audience is laughing Like I'm in a train wreck, a trick I'd rather play dead Bring the cameras out and give me a hug Feels like I'm being Punkd Tell Ashton it's enough Feels like my world is crashing The audience is laughing Feels like I'm in a train wreck A trick I'd rather play dead Bring the cameras out and give me a hug Feels like I'm being Punkd I'm being Punkd