C Am
Dear daughter, it's me your father
F C
I think it’s time we had a talk
C Am
The boys are coming 'round 'cause you’re beautiful
F C
And it's all your mother's fault
C Am
And I've been trying hard to raise you up right
F C
No drinking, no smoking, no swearing
C Am
But your old man's got a little more advice
F
When it comes to the clothes that you're wearing
Listen
[Chorus]
C Am F C
Modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
C Am F C
Is a little more Amish, a little less Kardashian
C Am F C
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
C Am N.C.
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
[Verse 2]
C Am
If I catch you doing dances on the TikTok
F C
In a crop top, so help me God
C Am
You'll be grounded 'til the world stops
F C
I’m just kidding… no, I’m not
[Chorus]
C Am F C
'Cause modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
C Am F C
Is a little more Amish, a little less Kardashian
C Am F C
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
C Am F C
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
[Bridge]
C Am F C
All the parents be saying their prayers
C Am F C
That all their girls they be wearing more layers
C Am F C
Moms and dads ’round the world, yeah, they're on their knees
C Am F C
Lord make them more like Jesus and less like Cardi B
F C
No offense to Cardi B
N.C.
I'm sure she's a really nice girl and Jesus loves her but I just think…
[Chorus]
C Am F C
Modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
C Am F C
Is a little more Amish and a little less Kardashian
C Am F C
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
C Am F C
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
[Tag]
C Am F C
What the boys really love is a one-piece with a raincoat over that
C Am F C
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
C Am F C
Trust me, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad