I kissed a girl last night that I had barely met I think we went to her room, but I honestly forget My dad says to live young and to leave with no regrets But momma always says to stay away from Juliet And then I woke up in a hotel lobby Walked home with my legs still wobbly Now I gotta tell my mum I'm sorry I was at (another) hotel party Should I tell her how I rode that Harley She wouldn't like it, but I wish she saw me I'll never let her know I drink Bacardi She hates to hear about the hotel parties I hope they never find that stash under my bed Or see me and my friends out drinking lighting cigarettes Cause if they knew my secrets I know they would be a wreck So I'll just keep these stories in my head until I'm dead Because I woke up in a hotel lobby Walked home with my legs still wobbly Now I gotta tell my mum I'm sorry I was at (another) hotel party Should I tell her how I rode that Harley She wouldn't like it, but I wish she saw me I'll never let her know I drink Bacardi She hates to hear about the hotel parties Staying out till 3 at least I made some memories Ooh, it's bittersweet But maybe I should get some sleep Because I woke up in a hotel lobby Walked home with my legs still wobbly Now I gotta tell my mum I'm sorry I was at (another) hotel party Should I tell her how I rode that Harley She wouldn't like it, but I wish she saw me I'll never let her know I drink Bacardi But I was at another hotel party