Don't try to get involved Just let the werewolf watch her TV Interrupting my dramatic pause Punchlines pass for apologies The one telling the truth is bound To come off like a liar face You'll be right over Take my feet out of the fireplace No what's so funny I don't know what's so funny But no one's laughing No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing Everything is terrible But I know I'm the worst Anything you could say about me You can trust I thought it first Millions of people They are going without power But leave a light on I'll be home in an hour And I don't know what's so funny I don't know what's so funny But no one's laughing No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing now I hate the way you treat me Like I'm just one of your characters Every conversation is just research for the narrator I hope you break a nail scratching yourself on the ass I hate your even-tempered sentimental covert-ops attacks And I don't know what's so funny I don't know what's so funny But no one's laughing No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing No one's laughing now I'm a kamikaze comic Filling a bucket with a sieve I wish you weren't around to be My reason to live