(feat. MC Chris) [Intro, MC Nate] hey, welcome to the orientation my name's Nate and I'll be your homie for this year today we'll be moving into our dorms and building community so go get your keys from the main office come back,and get ready to meet your roommates alright? (alright alright alright) He was the roommate from hell He was the roommate from hell [verse 1, MC Lars] Satan was my roommate, so junior year was hell he lacked social skills and had a pudgent smell when your roommate is the devil it can be extremely wack putting posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback until the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep it's 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to sleep? I can't have girls over when the dorm smells like Sterno when did room 56 become Dante's Inferno? he likes death and destruction, I like radio and art he likes holding down Christians and reading (?) while I'm going class studying my notes he's eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats he tricks the freshmen girls into eating apples holding black masses down at the campus chapel should of never moved in (but no) wished I were dead should of found a place off campus on Craig's List instead [chorus] he was the roommate from hell his name was Lucifier someone call a priest and bring the crucifer he was the roommate from hell leaves his pitchfork in my bed I'm in a satanic panic cuz he is messing with my head [repeat chorus] (yo) (wut) (pass the dope helium over here yo) (okay, but wait... Satan, that's too much!) [verse 2, mcchris] boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault we're mismatched you geek out over Beakman's World, I dig out World of Witchcraft you thinkin' that I'm riff-raff, huffin' on a dishrag I am just a player, play Slayer then I kick back I know I reek of sulfer, leave the shower curtain open I come home drunk, make crank calls to (?) but college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin' if you're thinkin' that I'm leavin' then I'm thinkin' that you're jokin' I gotta share my bong with this post-punk chump (?) says you've been through all my stuff "I wish you'd go to hell", I say "hey that's where I'm from" blast Death Cab and Devo, he's too emo to get crunk I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost I have very nice bling cuz my minions (?) colleges is knowledge at a very high cost gotta go do some blow with that ho Kate Moss [repeat chorus] [outro, mcchris] Lars you're causing laughter when you call yourself a rapper dude how many dope albums are there named after you? I always got beer, I always got weed best roommate ever if you ever asked me