A lot of men need to go to AA And not AA as in Alcoholics Anonymous But AA as in Assaholics Anonymous 'Cause a lot of men are straight addicted to ass These are the men that, no matter what Can't see past a woman's butt These are the men that will lose their jobs for ass Drop out of school for ass Diss their friends for ass And even wreck their cars while looking at ass Damn ass-drunk drivers These are the men that are so addicted to ass That they'll always make butt statements Like the woman's personality is wack, but she's got much backs Or the woman's breath is kinda hummin', but she's got a plump ol' onion Taa-dow! So much so that they for get about such things as Personality, spirituality, compatibility, and metaphysicality 'Cause they're straight assaholics And like I said, they need to take their butts to assaholics anonymous And cure their dumb asses, butt