Hi If I could change the world I’d make it Halloween Every single day And also have world peace Maybe world peace should be first It's world peace and then Halloween Wait, let me start over If I could change the world I'd make us have world peace And also Halloween Every single day On Halloween You can pretend to be someone else It's like the internet Only in person and with candy When you are the hot one, it's a full-time gig Looking like what people wanna see Once a year I'm not, I dress up and dream big Disguised as someone else who is not me But is still hot I can be who I wanna be and sexy I can be who I wanna be and hot Don't like who you are? Then hit that costume shop Rock a new and different sexy look (whoa-oh-oh) Why be so downhearted? Blast some trashy pop And drop it to this hot and sexy hook I can be who I wanna be and sexy I can be who I wanna be and hot Be somebody new Do a total transformation Animal or mineral too Or even vegetation I give you sexy corn I can be who I want to be and sexy A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws Catching sexy sharks (uhuh) Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Rosa Parks (uhuh) I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer That's not right, is it? No I can sexy cure some cancer? No I can cure sex cancer Sex cancer doesn't exist I did it! Happy Halloween! This is modern feminism talkin' I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in I can be who I want to be And sex-, sex-, sexy I'm a sexy mouse