Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's the late, late shift, no one to fear Ride, ride, how we ride And ride, low ride It's roundup time, where the good whores meet We're gonna drag one screamin' off the street And ride, ride, how we ride Got a black uniform and a silver badge Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for pay Let's ride, low ride Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass Let's beat you blue till you shit in your pants Don't move, child, I got a big black stick There's six of us, babe, so suck on my dick And ride, ride, how we ride Let's ride, low ride The left newspapers might whine a bit But the guys at the station, they don't give a shit Dispatch calls, are ya doin' somethin' wicked? No, sir Jack, we're just givin' tickets And ride, ride, how we ride And ride, ride, how we ride And ride, ride, how we ride Let's ride, low ride