Within striking distance from Ground Zero Sits a smoldering international cauldron The United Abominations as it were Born to prevent wars It froze in the face of disaster And stood silent while terrorization to hostage of the world In a mire of hypocrisy The U.N. ignores sex crimes by its blue helmets And enables terrorism So in the end it's failed And the U.N. is where our so-called friends get to stab us in the back And we pay 22% of their tab to host our enemies here at home Ambassadors from countries enjoy otherwise known as a catastrophe Enjoy Diplomatic immunity living in Manhattan While their children are turned into prostitutes It's a complete and utter disgrace A blot on the face of humanity And they get away with it Poverty in their kitchens Held hostage by oil-for-food Yet their own plates are full off the fat of their lands There's no blood on their hands, right Kojo? They promised to tell the truth Without leaving a fingerprint, but They will lose the UN one way or another The victim, I fear will be us, sisters and brothers The UN is right; you can't be any more un Than you are right now, the UN is undone Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun The threat is real, the Locust King has come Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done It's payback time at the United Abominations A grave and gathering danger The decision to attack Based on secret intelligence it'll take years I fear to undo the failings in Iraq You may bury the bodies But you can't bury the crimes only Fools stand up and really lay down their arms No, not me, not when Death lasts forever The UN is right; you can't be any more un Than you are right now, the UN is undone Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun The threat is real, the Locust King has come Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done It's Payback time at the United Abominations The UN writes resolution after resolution And has become irrelevant through inaction and totalitarian paralysis Order, order! Ha! There is no such thing as order Larry, it's true Reports confirm today that the United Nations has officially closed its doors forever Well, I just don't see what all the fuss is Because they don't do anything anyway, do they? The UN is right; you can't be any more un Than you are right now, the UN is undone Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun The threat is real, the Locust King has come Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done It's Payback time at the United Abominations The UN writes resolution after resolution And has become irrelevant through inaction and totalitarian paralysis Order, order! Ha! There is no such thing as order Larry, it's true Reports confirm today that the United Nations has officially closed its doors forever Well, I just don't see what all the fuss is Because they don't do anything anyway, do they? The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un" Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun The threat is real, the Locust King has come Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done It's payback time at the United Abominations NATO invaded Yugoslavia to end ethnic cleansing, there was no U. N The U.S. invaded Afghanistan after 9/11, there was no U. N Saddam Hussein violated 17 U.N. resolutions; The U.N. was asked to join the War in Iraq. The U.S. invaded, Ha! There was no U. N Libya bombed a discotheque in Berlin killing Americans, there was no U. N Iran funds Hamas, and attacked the U.S. in the Seventies, there was no stinking U. N Facing War without end, looking into the future, there was no more U. N