[Madeline] Oh, that felt good [Ernest] Oh my God [Madeline] That felt really, really good That was like therapy Honestly, what a release! [Ernest] That was brutal! You just committed murder! In cold blood! [Madeline] You know, you're really ruining my high [Ernest] Your, what is the matter with you? You are going to get life in prison! And that is not good for someone in your condition! [Madeline] Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body! [Helen] That was rude That was pretty fuckin' rude Just look at me, I've been shot [Ernest] She's alive! [Madeline] And yet she's not [Helen] So rude [Madeline] Screw you! [Helen] I need a doctor [Madeline] Oh, do you? You're a walking lie And I can see right through you! [Helen] Come here [Madeline] Come here [Helen] I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face [Madeline] Come, give this a taste [Madeline and Helen] Come here You little rat I'm gonna break you Tear you to pieces [Helen] Stop teasing, bitch, just hit me! [Ernest] Wait, wait, wait! We're not focusing on the big picture here! Why is no one dying? [Madeline] It has to be the potion [Helen] Oh, you think? [Ernest] What potion? [Helen] You think it was the spooky magic drink? [Madeline] I wish you were dead [Helen] Don't lose your head! [Madeline] Oh, shut your hole! I should've known you took it, too! [Helen] I took it years before you! [Ernest] Wait a minute, let me try and understand this [Madeline and Helen] Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking We've got this shit under control [Helen] Come here [Madeline] Come here [Madeline and Helen] I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch [Helen] En garde, bitch! [Madeline and Helen] Come here I'm gonna injure you severely Dearly departed [Ernest] Stop! [Madeline and Helen] We're just getting started! [Madeline] This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other! [Helen] Pain? You wanna talk pain? You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest And all my other loves you shoved down the drain? [Madeline] Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here Admit you've called me trash behind my back My whole career [Madeline and Helen] You wanted my life So you destroyed it Admit you enjoyed it! [Ernest] Stop! [Madeline and Helen] Ow, yeah Hit me! Ow, yeah Hit me like you mean it Do what you will, you still can't kill me! [Helen] Slut! [Madeline] Whore! [Madeline and Helen] God, that felt good!