No way, no way, no way, no way No way, no way, no way, no way Maybe his phone died on a long drive Middle of nowhere Stuck on the side of the road, no service No way he'd leave me on read for two weeks on purpose Maybe he's busy picking flowers 'Cause he knows my birthday's next month, how sweet Or he's taking a shower Drafting handwritten letters for hours on hours Surely his silence isn't him letting me go And I know he can't read his watch I bet that's why he didn't show, I know He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb He probably couldn't spell valedictorian And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky He speaks before he thinks, like most of the time But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it No way, no way a boy's that stupid What's there to not love? I'm the whole package I'm funny and kind and I sing Plus, I'm humble and most days attractive So, no text back must mean something terrible has happened Surely his silence isn't him letting me go So, I check the local paper Making sure his name ain't written in bold, I know He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb (A lot bit pretty) He probably couldn't spell valedictorian (Little dumb) And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky He speaks before he thinks, like most of the time (Most of the time) But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here (He isn't here) With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it No way, no way a boy's that stupid No way, he wouldn't do it (He wouldn't do it) No way, a boy's that stupid No way, no way (No way, no way, no way, no way) No way, no way (No way, no way, no way, no way) He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb He probably couldn't spell valedictorian And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky He speaks before he thinks, like most of the time (Most of the time) But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here (He isn't here) With a girl like me, you don't just disappear (He isn't here) Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it There's no damn way a boy's that stupid No way, no way, no way, no way No way, no way, no way, no way