Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom Glorious Bloom, it's so simple Step One We find the worst play ever written Step Two We hire the worst director in town Step Three I raise two million dollars Two? Yes, two One for me, one for you Tthere's a lot Of little old ladies out there Step Four We hire the worst actors In New York and open on Broadway And before you can say step five We close on Broadway Take our two million and go to Rio Rio?! Ah, it'll never work Oh, ye of little faith What did Lewis say to Clark When everything looked bleak? What did Sir Edmund say To Tenzing as they struggled Toward Everest peak? What did Washington say To his troops As they crossed the Delaware? I'm sure you're well aware What'd they say? We, can, do, it We can do it We can do it Me and you We can do it We can do it We can make Our dreams come true Everything you've ever wanted Is just waiting to be had Beautiful girls Wearing nothing but pearls Carressing you, undressing you And driving you mad No Bloom, Bloom Wait a minute now Hear me out Just think about it We can do it We can do it This is not the time to shirk We can do it You won't rue it Say goodbye to petty clerk Hi producer Yes, producer I mean you sir go berserk We can do it We can do it And I know it's gonna work Whadaya say, Bloom? What do I say, finally a chance To be a Broadway producer What do I say, finally a chance To make my dreams come true sir What do I say What do I say? Here's what I say To you, sir I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it That's not me I'm a loser I'm a coward I'm a chicken Don't you see? When it comes To wooing women There's a few things That I lack Beautiful girls Wearing nothing but pearls Chasing me, embracing me I'd have an attack Why you miserable Cowardly wretched Little caterpillar Don't you ever want To become a butterfly? Don't you want To spread your wings And flap your way to glory? No We can do it We can do it We can grab That holy grail We can do it We can do it Drink champagne Not ginger ale Come on Leo Don't you see-o Mr. Bialystock Please stop this song You've got me wrong I'll say so long I'm not as strong A person as you think Mr Bialystock Please take a look I'm not a crook I'm just a schmuck The bottom line is that I say I can't do it You see Rio, I see jail Driver stop, here We can do it I can't do it We can do it I can't do it We can do it I can't do it We can do it I can't do it We can I cannot, cannot, cannot Cannot, cannot, cannot do it 'Cos I know, it's gonna fail Fail? How can it miss All you need is a little courage Bloom, don't you realise There's a lot more to you Than there is to you?