I've been a saint I've been a sinner I've been a loser I've been a winner You name it and I claim it that's me I've been up I've been down I've been stranded many of town Oh you name it honey I'm gonna claim it that's me Now if there's a situation I ain't been in I wish you tell me where I failed I've been everywhere and I've done everything includin' keepin' to a bar or a jail I've had friends I've had most a little happiness and a whole lotta woes Oh you name it and I'm gonna claim it that's me [ steel - guitar ] Now if there's a situation... Oh yeah now you name it and I'm gonna claim but that's me yeah