Oh, eat your animal crackers 'Cause my mother told me so long ago, "If you eat your animal crakers, The children in Europe won't starve anymore". Hahaha hahahaha hahaha. Oh I love eating icecream, Chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan, But I best love animal crackers 'Cause I love helping my fellow man. Yeah, I eat more crackers than anyone can Hahaha haha. (I forgot the words.... ONCE! Thank you!) Once I went on a diet (that's the freudian part, is it, when I forget it) Once I went on a diet A carbohydrate diet ain't nice 'Cause you can't eat animal crackers. So, I'm gonna stay a fatty for all of my life, Hahaha hahaha. But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah. Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant? I eat at Alice's restaurant year after year. She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer. Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer. She knows the age... Ah, animal crackers are in this year! Ha ha hahaha. Oh, lalalalala lala lala I wrote this song in Columbus, Missouri. I was... had a day off, so I, I wanted to go to the country, and that wasn't very difficult because the country was... Columbus, Missouri is the country. And I walked outside my door and I saw a big cow and I said, "Oh, moo, you know, don't you, you know that I don't eat cows?" And the cow didn't say anything except: "Mmmm, Melanie". And so, and so I wrote him this song, and I wrote it really for all the cows.