Driving in my car Right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour Little do you know I filled up on gas I'ma get your fountain making ass Pulverize this fuck With my Bergentrück It seems you're outta luck Truck! Gears to my right, beer in my left hand Leaving my seventh red light in the past Sorry, Miss Undyne, I don't yield to signs The king has come to drive Tires burning rubber, skidding off the ground Breaking all laws known to monsterkind I don't give a fuck, I won't slow down Soon you will fall behind Cracking a cold one with my steering wheel Flashing my headlights, just to see you scream When against my chariot, you'd better kneel For the king's blowing steam Engine roaring loud, diesel in my veins Swerved into the curb, the end has only pain Foot is on the gas, no mercy for the deer My windshield is turning red Oh, I still had a six-pack left to down But you're already gone I hope Toriel won't divorce my sorry ass For running over this stupid deer With two tons of pure Bergentrück Truck!