Tommy took a walk one day Found himself on west third and broadway Took a cab to midtown, times square Met a girl he knows called tessa there Tess, he said, i don't understand How they grow tomatoes in a can Tess, he said, now wait a while My teeth don't glitter when i smile Well she had problems with his personal hygiene And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine She said tommy take a bath for me You stink, i'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean Tess, he said, i don't understand How they grow tomatoes in a can Tess, he said, now wait a while My teeth don't glitter when i smile