Started out, just drinkin' beer I didn't know how or why Or what I was doin' there Just a couple more Made me feel a little better Believe me when I tell you It was nothin' to do with the letter I ran right out of beer I took a look into the larder No bones, nothin' I'd better go and get somethin' harder Back in a flash I started on a dash of Jamaica rum Me and Pat Malone Drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Woh-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Yeah-eah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger Sometimes I wonder What all these chemicals Are doin' to my brain Doesn't worry me enough To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain Wipin' out brain cells By the millions but I don't care It doesn't worry me Even though I ain't got a lot to spare-are-are Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger