I ain't got much in my fridge Except chocolate milk and whiskey And I've only got 'em 'Cause you brought 'em over We ended up singing whitney all night Then we went, walked through a drive-through Bought burritos for each hand I guess you could say, as my granddaddy said That I've busted up my give-a-damn And I know that I'm broke And I know that I'm blue These are the days that I will remember Remind me to myself be true You kicked me off of my sofa I've been crying for three or four days Tore off the cushions Found dollars and quarters And bought us some hard lemonade Then we went, rescued a buddy Had a flat on the tire of his van 'Cause laying in bed is a slippery slope When you've busted up your give-a-damn And I know that I'm broke And I know that I'm blue These are the days that I will remember Remind me to myself be true And I don't want to die beneath fluorescent lighting Looking for a hand to hold, grasping at sheets The nurse will walk in, take a look at your face Turn up your last dose of morphine I ain't got much in my fridge Except chocolate milk and whiskey Five dollars in quarters Two mission burritos And a pickup without a back seat We'll drive on down to the ocean Peeling oranges as we sing Prince and Johnny, Mariah and Dolly 'Cause life is the damnedest of things And I know that I'm broke And I know that I'm blue These are the days that I will remember Remind me to myself- These are the days that I will remember Remind me to myself- These are the days that I will remember Remind me to myself be true