A7 D7 When God gave out rythym, he sure was good to you A7 B7 E7 You can add, subtract, multiply and divide by two A7 D7 I know today's your birthday, and I did not buy no rose A7 E7 Eb7 D7 A7 But I wrote this one instead, and I call it --- "Popsicle Toes" Chorus Am7 D9 Gmaj7 Gm7 Popsicle Toes C9 Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Popsicle Toes are always froze F7 BbMaj7 Popsicle Toes Bbm7 Eb9 Abm7 Db9 You're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes Riff E7 E7/9+ A7 D7 You must have been Miss Pennsylvania with all this pulchritude A7 B7 E7 How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nuce? A7 We ought to have a birthday party D7 And you can wear your birthday clothes A7 E7 Eb7 D7 A7 Then we can hit the floor and go explore those --- Popsicle Toes Chorus A7 D7 You got the nicest North America this sailor ever saw A7 B7 E7 I like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama A7 D7 But your Tiera del Fuegos are nearly always froze A7 E7 Eb7 D7 A7 We gotta see-saw until we unthaw those --- Posicle Toes