Something isn't adding up on life I'm the one who left for you, the one who's leaving me behind Grass is greener on the other side But that line is bullshit, and you and I both know it It's 2 AM on Main Street My friends are home with babies Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling And they've all got front yards, and minivans, and Christmas cards Well I've got none of it, it's a different kind of humbling Different kind of humbling Life skills, I've got a couple now I can live out of a suitcase for good work in front of crowds Got some ups and downs to talk about But it's not important If I call, just ignore it It's 2 AM on Main Street My friends are home with babies Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling And they've all got front yards, and minivans, and Christmas cards Well I've got none of it, it's a different kind of humbling Different kind of humbling Oh, oh All this struggling, my adjusting Thirty-something, it's all humbling Not in love and always running Know you were wondering But it's 2 AM on Main Street My friends are home with babies Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling And they've all got front yards, and minivans, and Christmas cards People in their picture frames that understand insurance claims Pickup trucks and credit scores Who the hell's it even for? The way that I've got none of it, it's a different kind of humbling Different kind of humbling Oh, oh Different kind of humbling