Watch out! He's always up to something Cause he's so devious And he's so cynical And it makes me laugh He's trying so hard to pretend Acting oh so original When he's simply following the trends The book that you read, it is upside down The book that you read, it is upside down The book that you read, it is upside down The book that you read, it is upside down He's always saying that he's oh so right And won't admit when he's wrong But if I get him on his own tonight I'm gonna find it hard, cause we don't quite get along Too much Sitting in the window Sipping up your coffee And advertising yourself And it makes me laugh He's trying so hard to deceive Acting cool and cocky When there's clearly something up your sleeve The book that you read, it is upside down The book that you read, it is upside down The book that you read, it is upside down The book that you read, it is upside down He's always saying that he's oh so right And won't admit when he's wrong But if I get him on his own tonight I'm gonna find it hard, cause we don't quite get along Oh it's such a treacherous thing Little boy laugh and the little boys sing No when they come-a-calling You cant can't help falling over, no you cant help falling down It's evidential that you've not been taught Oh, you just can't see That respect is always earnt not bought So we all bow down to this weeks class clown at the showroom Yeah, at the showroom