Well, I met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a light I said: A-where ya goin'? He said: I don't really know, and I said: Brother, I've been there twice Then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said: We gonna get along fine The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night Well, I woulda pulled over, kicked him to the shoulder, but I seen he had a pistol on his hip He said: No turnin' back, we got coppers on our ass, and I'm gonna get away with this shit Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo just what it was that he'd done All I could do was drive and pray that I survived 'cause Arma-damma-dillo had a gun Don't try and call my bluff Honey, you can't make this shit up Three, four Met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a light I said: A-where ya goin'? He said: I don't really know, and I said: Brother, I've been there twice Then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said: We gonna get along fine The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night An armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night Do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do