A one, a two, a three four five And six beers later I was wild I said baby show me to the bed now Cus I've been sitting here since half past nine Been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times Come on baby Do you feel the same, all good? Cus I don't want to end up being A tragic heartbroken human being Five six seven eight It's nine o clock and it's getting late Come on Don't you feel like going home? Cus I'll treat you good if you treat me bad and I'll give you the best loving that you've ever had Shut up, take me by the hand Cus I don't want to end up being A tragic heartbroken human being And he said something like this: "Sure Babe, I'll take you home But in the morning you'll be on your own again" And I said: "Well Honey, that's ok And I don't really care if you are straight or gay As long as you make my day, yay" Cus I've been sitting here since half past nine Been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times Come on, show me the way Cus I don't want to end up being A tragic heartbroken human being