(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine) (Are we on the air?) Ooh-ooh (ha?), ooh-ooh (ha?) Ooh-ooh (ha?), ooh-ooh (ha?) This is a Missy Elliott exclusive Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh I came to bring the pain, hardcore, to the brain Ooh, baby, what's your name? (Huh?) I love the way you spittin' the game You made me change from thinkin' all guys the same You da type o' guy I wanna marry in months Got exactly what I want (huh?) And ain't no fakin' o' funk Ya' attitude is pumped and ya' makin' me crunk (c'mon) Yes, it's real, baby Got me so crazy Light my fire, dirty Like the way you serve me Stimulate my body Crunk, just like a party Oh, ya won't be sorry My papi, I'm yo' mami I'm in ya' life to come and let you explore (huh) Take you on a tour The kinda guys that be talkin' that noise Is the reason I ignore (ah-ha) And you da one I wanna take to meet Moms (He's a rap supa'star) (ah-ha) (I wanna be the one) you like I'm sure to do you right Yes, it's real, baby Got me so crazy Light my fire, dirty Like the way you serve me Stimulate my body Crunk, just like a party Oh, ya won't be sorry My papi, I'm yo' mami If it's real, hon, if it's really real– (let's chill) Maybe pop a X pill (how da sex feel?) Come 'n getcha' next thrill (you da raw deal) Yo, I'm sayin', if ya' man won't– (mister mef' will) That's amore, all day, mind-over-matter and my forte is foreplay Sex on a platter, have it yo' way Then we serve you everything on the menu Like all that freak shit that you into Sweet lady, you drive me half-crazy Maybe we can go-half on a baby (on a baby?) Papa got a brand new bag Hidden in the stash of his brand new Jag Lovely, kick ya' shoes off 'n get comfy We can bump-uglies if you ain't gotcha' monthly Yes I like American pie Tell 'em, M-I-crooked-letter-crooked-letter-Y Yes, it's real, baby Got me so crazy Light my fire, dirty Like the way you serve me Stimulate my body Crunk, just like a party Oh, ya won't be sorry My papi, I'm yo' mami M-E-T-H-O-D man, M-I-S-S-Y I am I came-came to bang-bang the boogie I see ya' lookin' to bang-out my nookie You want my cookies I baked fo' ya rookies? Work hard, they want me to bang-bang 'n stick me If you wants my nookie, ya gots to come quickly M-E-T-H-O-D, is ya wit me? (Ooh-ooh) (Mister mef') is ya wit me? (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)