A G F C [Chorus] A Dirty, dirty fingernails G Dirty, dirty fingernails F Out of the shower, on to the bathroom floor C A G Out in the kitchen, underneath the casserole F Dirty, dirty fingernails Dirty, dirty fingernails C Out of the shower, on to the bathroom floor A G Out in the kitchen, underneath the casserole Dirty, dirty fingernails F Dirty, dirty fingernails C Dirty, dirty fingernails A Dirty, dirty fingernails (It takes a lot of energy to make that sound) G Out of the shower, on to the bathroom floor (It takes a lot of energy to make that sound) F Out in the kitchen, underneath the casserole (It takes a lot of energy to make that sound) C A G Out on the patio, out in the great outdoors F Dirty, dirty fingernails Dirty, dirty fingernails C Dirty, dirty fingernails Dirty, dirty fingernails A Out of the shower, on to the bathroom floor G Out in the kitchen, underneath the casserole F C Out on the patio, out in the great outdoors [Outro] A Dirty, dirty fingernails G Dirty, dirty fingernails Dirty, dirty fingernails F C Dirty, dirty fingernails