If food needed pleasing you'd suck all the seasoning off Suck it off! Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas A-ha-ha! Bang your head like a gong 'cause its' filled with all wrong! A-ha-ha! If you think you know enough To know you know you've had enough And if you think you don't you probably will Our tauls wagged and then fell off, but we just turned back Marched into the sea Well treat me like the sea, oh, so salty and mean Ah-ha-hah-ha! Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, ah-ha-ha! I'll be beating my heart's record for speeding I'll be beating the record for hearts skipping in the dark Our tails wagged and then fell off but we just turned back, marched into the sea, well we just turned back, marched into the sea Take all that you need like my sign says for free, till it's gone! Till it's gone! Well discard whom you please like the leaves off a tree A-ha-ha! Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, ha-ha-ha! Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, oh-ha-ha Oh treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, oh-ha-ha Treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas Bang your head like a gong 'cause you call it all wrong, move your tongue Klang klang! Klang klang! Klang klang! Klang klang, klang klang! Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds Well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath Give me forced health 'till I wish death on myself Ah! Ha! ha! Well we all stumbled round tangled up in the cords from our phones V.C.R. And our wordly woes Ah! Ha! ha! March on! March on! March on! March on! March on!