E A I'm two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E After a night on the town E A Just two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E If I can just keep 'em down. [Verse 1] E A I woke up this mornin' with moss on my tongue B7 E My head soundin' just like a cave E A Tryin' to remember the things that I done B7 E I wish I would learn to behave. [Verse 2] E A I jumped like a rabbit when I heard that alarm B7 E Time to get back in the race E A Two cans of breakfast won't do me no harm B7 E I'll shave when I find my face. [Chorus] E A I'm two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E After a night on the town E A Just two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E If I can just keep 'em down. [Verse 3] E A The newsman is sayin' conditions are poor B7 E The weatherman says it might rain E A Well, I know the causes and I know the cure B7 E For all this self-inflicted pain. [Chorus] E A I'm two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E After a night on the town E A Just two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E If I can just keep 'em down. [Verse 4] E A If you're healthy and happy take my advice B7 E What's good for me ain't for you E A Stay with your diet of water and ice B7 E Right now we've got something to do. [Chorus] E A I'm two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E After a night on the town E A Just two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E If I can just keep 'em down. [Chorus] E A I'm two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E After a night on the town E A Just two beers away from a beautiful day B7 E If I can just keep 'em down...