Alpha, Beta, Delta Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa Hey, hey, hey girls let's all look the same And act really fucking stupid 'Cause they like us that way Hey, hey, hey boys let's go to the frat party The theme is white people Get your roofies ready Shit their parents money away And act like assholes everyday Wanna take a stroll down Greek row Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros Got their brand new polos on, yeah Wanna spew a little on everyone Wah, ooh Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes I just wanna ruin their day in one particular way Wanna take a stroll down Greek row Find the biggest pack of brainless female drones Got their brand new whatevers on, yeah Wanna spew a little on everyone Wah, ooh Bla, ooh Wah, ooh Wanna wanna spew oh you Alpha falfa Brainless fucking football dudes Delta trelta I'm a little Kangaroo Gamma jamma I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you