I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, 
I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. 
It's not that it's **** or #$*&^&* controversial 
It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong. 

You can't say ^&*@ on the radio, 
Or $@#! or ^&*% or §*%* 
You can't even say I'd like to ?:"* you someday 
Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*% 

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio 
I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it. 
I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors 
Will think it's a load of horse $&!#