Chords used:
E B E7 E7/G# A B7/A
E|-0--2--0-----0----0---2---|
B|-0--4--0-----0----2---4---|
G|-1--4--1-----1----2---4---|
D|-2--4--0-----0----2---4---|
A|-2--2--2-----2----0---0---|
E|-0-----0-----4------------|
[Verse 1]
E B
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
E
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
E7 E7/G# A
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
B B7/A E
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
B
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist
E E7/G C#7 F#7
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
[Verse 2]
E B
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
E
Plato, they say, could stick it away: half a crate of whiskey every day
E7 E7/G# A
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle and Hobbes was fond of his dram
B B7/A E
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am."
E7 E7/G# B
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly pissed
B7/A B B7/A E
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
