Here we go again Cut me down and scream the answer please I submit Guess who takes the blame? Anything for a moment's peace Oh please I'm the bug in the cookie jar And I'm the flat tyre on your car And all the things that really spoil your day I'm the joke that you've heard before And I'm the burnt steak you wanted raw And all the things that really get you down Underneath the frown Seeing you so wound up makes me smile Like a child My advice is sound Laugh at life and life laughs back at you What can you do? Oh, I'm the bug in the cookie jar And I'm the flat tyre on your car And all the things that really spoil your day I'm the joke that you've heard before And I'm the burnt steak you wanted raw And all the things that really get you down Bah dah bah bah Bah dah bah bah Bah dah bah bah Ba ba ba ba ba Bah dah bah bah Bah dah bah bah Bah dah bah bah Ba ba ba ba ba