Why do you move so far So fast So fierce? It's just a career Why do you move so far So fast So fierce? It's just a career Your Ma and Pa They passed away And you didn't even hold their hand Turn to your adorer And she'll tell you how it all went wrong Turn to your adorer And she'll tell you how it all went wrong Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching She's the lover you can never leave She tells you You're not good enough Not rich enough Not man enough Not fast enough Not you enough You don't joke enough Because you just do not take coke enough Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching She's the lover you can never leave She tells you You're not good enough Not rich enough Not man enough Not fast enough Not you enough You don't joke enough Because you just do not take coke enough Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching She's the lover you can never leave I remember a small boy In a small town With a small dog And a shy smile And I wonder What went wrong? What went wrong? What went wrong? What went wrong? What went wrong? What went wrong? You need a good straight smack in the head And, by the way Your beloved brother is dead