I killed the witch! I just told that witch she couldn't sell me a bill o' goods anymore! Unless I really needed it [In-man - Jay Jasin] I killed the witch. I just added her up, and [?] her out, and said Look witch, I have your number, and from now on, it's zero [Lyin' Coward - Barney Phillips] I killed the witch! I just said: Now listen to the word! And she did! Aaand she marched to her doom! [Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom] I killed the witch. I killed the witch! And do you wanna know how I killed the witch? Well, as it was in the beginning [Narrator - Jacques Wilson] That's entertainment baby!, says the Lyin' Coward How can I kill thee? Let me count the ways A Colt .45? .38?! Stiletto?! Machete?! Under the wheels of a moving train?! Out of a penthouse window?! A karate chop above the lip?! Below the lip?! Ice pick in eye?! Toothpick in tooth?! That's entertainment!, says the Lyin' Coward That's where the body is buried After it's tortured