[Lyin' Coward - Barney Phillips] Beloved listener! You stand before the man with the word! [Scared Crow - Barney Phillips] Who's he? [Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom] I don't know! [Lyin' Coward] Wherever there's a crowd, I will be heard! Babble babble, babble babble That's the way I rouse the rabble! Chitter chatter, chitter chatter Hear me rave about the matter Mutter mutter, mutter mutter Hang!-- On every word I utter! Beloved listener! You stand before the man Behind the tongue! There's the hot air of expression in each lung Glory, glory, glory, glory! To my splendid auditory! Jibber jabber, jibber jabber Every word I say is a grabber But though my talking is an attraction You won't find me near the action Though I'm listened to and trusted Those who listen all get busted! Though no talk was ever truer I'm a talker! Not a doer! [In-Man - Jay Jasin] What you need is courage [Lyin' Coward] That's right. I got no guts, I'm just a lyin' coward [Dorothy] Come with us, I know the Wozard will give you courage