Another try not to cry Christmas Another try not to cry Christmas The little ones are all but shunned at that strangely degrading kids table The mistletoe says: No you don’t need a kiss, you need divorce papers The turkeys dry and grandpas high on Oxycontin pumpkin pie Oh me oh my, what a gong show, ho ho ho It’s just another try not to cry Christmas It’s just another try not to cry Christmas And when I tell my eyes don’t you cry it’s Christmas What do they do? Oh They monsoon And uncle john Goes on and on Bout Ganon and Armageddon John, shut up and your girlfriend too She’s 21 and all coked out dude Phewf, thank God john and the blonde’s gone But so is the innocence from being young No more sugar plum fun, rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum It’s just another try not to cry Christmas It’s just another try not to cry Christmas And when I tell my eyes not to cry on Christmas What do they do? Oh They monsoon (Cry, cry Christmas Cry, cry Cry cry Christmas Cry, cry Christmas) Cry cry Christmas Cry cry Christmas Cry cry Christmas Cry, cry Cry cry Christmas Cry cry Christmas Cry cry Christmas Cry, cry So the rain falls down and the snow turns brown And the Sun comes out, it’s a winter drought And the climate bleeds and screams and pleas: Sing with me And 1, 2, 3 Another try not to cry Christmas It’s another try not to cry Christmas