I got lost about an hour ago I sailed past that fork in the road and now here I stand A stranger in a foreign land An empty barn and a weather vein A picket fence that's seen its day Oh I sit to stay cuz I don't got much to do today, hey I go down to the local store I caught a glance from the local whore that she threw my way And I still got nothing to do today I carry on down the street I'm looking for a place to eat, but my belly's so full With all these things I'm hoping for, whores And I'm wishing my legs away Oh I'm wishing my legs away Cuz they're taking me to no where safe Oh, they're taking me to no where safe An old man in a pickup truck Says: Son, are you out of luck? And I nod my head I say my day is spent and my spirit's dead He says: Come on now take a ride You sit yourself in the passenger side and I'll go your way Cuz I don't got much to do today, hey And I'm wishing my legs away Oh I'm wishing my legs away Cuz they're taking me to no where safe Oh, they're taking me to no where safe