If you're a human being, take a break from the race Take a load off your feet, wipe the load [or "nose"?] off your face Got a lot to do and we do it for you Everybody take your place Muppets tonight! You're gonna see something better Tonight's the night! You're gonna live with the memories [or: "You're gonna hear things you've never heard"?] We got a show for you Guaranteed brand new Here come the muppets tonight! (whistling) We got a show for you Guaranteed brand-new Here come the muppets Here come the muppets Here come the muppets tonight!