Thousands stepping on my feet And i can´t go take a leak The beer is warm and what a shame When all of a sudden it starts to rain They´re pushing me until i´m squashed And i don´t think everyone is washed Some girl screaming in my ear All kinds of weirdos seem to be here Don´t invite me now Not another festival Don´t care who´s coming down Not another festival Something hard falls on my head Well look it´s just another beer can Someone´s hit the lead guitar Now he´s seeing superstars Up to an hour between shows In a place where anything goes Stinking sweat and stale beer Stinking piss and someone´s dinner Chorus I give these people money I give these people fame I´m wasting all my money And they´re the ones to blame