Walking down the street with my brand new shoes Look down at my feet and see i've stepped on poo Feel a hot and slimy liquid landed on my scalp Running down my hair, green and white no doubt That's how my life is i relly hate this Boy i'm pissed, guess i'll just sit and... Watch the birds shit , watching the birds shit Birds are shitting on my head (2x) Ohohohoh, the birds still shitting My girlfriend dumped me for a cooler guy And i know i got horns that reach up to the sky yeah So now i know when i see doves and sparrows I better run 'cause they come shooting like arrows Chorus