If I didn’t know better, I’d hang my hat right there If I didn’t know better, I’d follow you up the stairs Stop saying those sweet things You know I’d like to hear The horns are blowing louder And the bailiff's drawing near Why do I keep drinking Wasting my time on you If I didn’t know better Well, dammit, I do There’s a hole in what you’re saying I can plainly see You have a lover that’s waiting, but baby You’re right here with me Ooh You might as well be the devil Oh, keeping me out past three Oh, you’re the one with that apple So, baby, you can’t blame me Why don’t you keep drinking Get me one night with you If I didn’t know better Well dammit, I do You know that I do Oh, baby, you’re right here with me Oh, baby, you know I do