Slow Motion Tag Team

All my friends are in a jazz band 
Or in your sister's band 
They do Curtis Mayfield covers 
Makes the kids wanna dip under the covers 
(It's true) 

All my friends, they do their best to look real nice 
They get all jazzed up on the weekend 
Whipping out the slow motion tag team 

Jane thinks we're art fags 
I don't know what Jane means 
Bandanna! 
Heart police! 
Are coming! 
They sell you on the internet 

We're gonna get hologram low-sheen (?) 
Turtlenecks and slow motion tag team 
We're gonna get hologram low-sheen (?) 
Turtlenecks and slow motion tag team 

I don't feel like going outside today 

I put on Angelo Bond and let you down 
I've got a hard on 
It's 'cause I'm still young 

All my friends come out in the dark 
Doing somersaults down the hill in the park 
Staring at themselves in a mirror and understand 
I don't count myself as my own friend 

We're gonna get hologram low-sheen (?) 
Turtlenecks and slow motion tag team 
We're gonna get hologram low-sheen (?) 
Turtlenecks and slow motion tag team 

All my friends are looking for a bed vice 
To make it fit 
To make it feel all right 

Make it fit! 
(Yeah!) 
Feel all right! 
(Yeah!) 

Make it fit! 
(Yeah!) 
Feel all right! 
(Yeah!) 

Make it fit! 
(Yeah!) 
Feel all right! 
(Yeah!)