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Don't call pretty Peggy, she can't hear you no more
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Don't leave no message 'round her back door
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They say the "Old Laughing Lady" been here before
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She don't keep time, she don't count score
[Verse 2]
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You can't have a cupboard if there ain't no wall
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You got to move, there's no time left to stall
[Chorus]
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They say the "Old Laughing Lady" dropped by to call
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When she leaves, she leaves nothing at all
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See the drunkyard of the village falling on the street
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Can't tell his ankles from the rest of his feet
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He loves his old laughing lady 'cause her taste is so sweet
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But the laughing lady's lovin', ain't the kind he can keep
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There's a fever on the freeway, blacks out the night
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There's a slipping on the stairway, just don't feel right
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And there's a rumbling in the bedroom and a flashing of light
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There's the "Old Laughing Lady", ev'rything is all right