Nice guys finish last that's Why I'll treat you like trash it's Not what I really want to do But you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to Treat you the way you want me to I never open the door Or pull out a chair You can tell me how your day was, but I don't really care And if you ever get cold You'll just have to hack it 'Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket! Like woah! You ain't sittin' up front! Front is for the homies You can sit in the trunk! I never answer my phone Whenever you call it And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet Nice guys finish last that's Why I'll treat you like trash Its' not what I really want to do But you only date bad guys So I'll give it my best try to Treat you the way you want me to And I'ma beat you In every competition! Goin' out with the girls? You better get my permission! Wait no, I take that back you can't go House is on tonight and that's my favorite show! Do I look fat in this dress? Hell yeah you do! Wait let me speak your language Cows go mo! Nice guys finish last that's Why I'll treat you like trash it's Not what I really want to do But you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to Treat you the way you want me to! But behind the scenes She means the world to me! I wanna tell her that's she's beautiful And show her that she's loved! Hold her hand when shes scared Tell her how much I care But that won't win her heart, because Nice guys finish last that's Why I'll treat you like trash it's Not what I really want to do! You only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to Treat you the way you want me to! (Hoe!)