I don't wanna be mean, but Can we be a little nice? Is that a thunderstorm? Oh, not again (oh shit) Oh, why? Can I tell you something? When life is filled with bad luck, haunting me This coin slot is consuming me Escaping, just a falling thunderstorm I don't know how, am I joke? (Hear me out) Would you bully me if I say That everything that happens isn't a coincidence? Call it bad luck, I call it my life I refrain from going outside, 'cause this is my life Oh-oh Sometimes I'm feeling thirsty, and there's nothing left to drink I wanna to this cute boy, but he's Not really in looking my way (In fact, he's) looking at the cute MILF From across the bar, and asking to take a cute picture (what?) I'm not really used to the scene I can't really do anything, so I'll go home in shame And I know I'm not mean for this life Drink tequila to survive My mommy said no sleepovers My best friends were my games And it gives me reason to believe that I should never go outside Would you bully me if I say That everything that happens isn't a coincidence? Call it bad luck, I call it my life I refrain from going outside, 'cause this is my life Oh-oh I refrain from going outside, 'cause this is my life Oh-oh (oh God) My life Damn