He made a record It made him famous, yes, it made him a star The life and soul of the party He rocks, he shocks (you never know where you are with him) He got no sense but he got money He got no sense but he got overnight success Exceed excess, exceed excess He no big deal, he just a wide boy He no big deal he's just an ordinary guy Oh, me, oh, my, oh, me, oh, my He made a movie He played the driver of a big yellow car He is super fab and groovy He struts and he crows (you never know where you are with him) He got no sense but he got money He got no sense but he got overnight success Exceed excess, exceed excess He no big deal, he just a wide boy He no big deal he's just an ordinary guy Oh, me, oh, my, oh, me, oh, my And with your cemetery teeth and your California tan oil I'm here to tell you that you ain't no Superman You just a wide boy Wide boy